Get a pet vacuum: Sure, you could use a regular vacuum to clean up all that pesky pet hair, but why not invest in a pet vacuum? Not only will it do a better job at picking up hair, but you can also pretend you have a tiny pet elephant roaming around your home.
Make a hair blanket: Instead of constantly fighting against the hair, embrace it and turn it into a cozy blanket! Just gather up all the hair you find and sew it into a blanket. Not only will it keep you warm, but it'll also be a great conversation starter when you have guests over.
Start a wig business: Why let all that hair go to waste when you can start your own wig business? Just gather up all the hair you find, style it into various wigs, and sell them online. You'll be the talk of the town (and maybe even make some money)!
Have a shedding party: Who says cleaning has to be boring? Invite all your friends over for a shedding party where everyone brings their pets and helps clean up each other's homes. Bonus points if you all wear matching "Shedding Squad" t-shirts.
Embrace the bald look: If all else fails, just embrace the bald look and shave your head! No more worrying about shedding hair, and you'll look like a badass while doing it.
So there you have it, folks. Some hilarious ways to deal with shedding and excess hair in the home. Just remember to have fun with it and don't take it too seriously. Happy cleaning!